“Game of Pricks (Album Version)” – Guided by Voices
(Words/music: Robert Pollard, available on Alien Lanes, Matador Records 1995)
I spent most of today helping my students finish compiling and editing their creative writing anthology today, so my brain is shot from tweaking fonts and fighting with formatting for most of the day. Spending a day immersed in teen writing (some really excellent stuff, too) made me think back to the one “gimmick post” I wrote last August. For whatever reason, Guided by Voices’ “Game of Pricks” inspired me to write a letter to my eighteen year-old self. It’s that thematic spirit (and my tired brain) that lead me to re-share it today.
(One note - the original post came with the 7” version, while today I’m posting it with the Alien Lanes version of the song - feel free to click through to the old post to hear the other version!)
Dear Brian,
First, let me say that few things change – you’ll start writing this letter three different times before scrapping the beginning. It was supposed to start with some clichéd time travel commentary and a lot of “yes, you still like music” guffawing, but you never cared much for it at eighteen and don’t really tolerate it at twenty six, so I’m not sure how I ended up on that path. You’ll still be a perfectionist and you’ll still try to bend over backwards to cater to others, even if it means blowing it in the first place.
Anyway, the whole point of this is to tell you about a song you’d like. You don’t know Guided by Voices, but you’ll love them (trust me on this one). You can look them up, but I’ll say they’re a very prolific band known for making the most of low fidelity recordings. You know that Pavement record you found in the used bin a little while ago (Terror Twilight)? They’re kind of like that, but not really. More like the earlier Pavement albums (which you’ll love too, even more than Terror Twilight). I’ve sent you the song “Game of Pricks” from an EP they put out in 1995 (although my version of it comes from their 2003 retrospective Human Amusements at Hourly Rates). Ironically, it’s a cleaner, more streamlined version than the original – you’d probably like the original (from an album called Alien Lanes) once you got over the fact that your friends’ CD-R of cover songs sounds better than that album. I think it’s something you’d enjoy – catchy, energetic, blistering pop music. Yes, don’t be afraid of that word “pop” – it doesn’t always denote something on TRL. Also, it’s worth noting that this originally appeared on a 7” vinyl single – in 2009, you’ll have bought more vinyl singles (and a lot more vinyl LPs and MP3 albums) than CDs – but don’t worry about that right now.
Why “Game of Pricks,” you might ask? I know it sounds like an angry revenge rant, but I see it slightly different. This, at least in this case, is a song from your to yourself. Eighteen is a very strange time, and I’m not sure you’ll realize it until you’re closer to my age, and my advice to you is to embrace honesty. I don’t necessarily mean this in the “don’t lie” sense (because let’s face it, a half-truth saves a lot of trouble from time to time), but rather embracing and accepting reality, and that starts with yourself. You’re a smart kid, but you’re a little delusional from time to time. Yes, some of it is naiveté, but a lot of it starts with an understanding of yourself – your strengths, your limits, your friends (or who you want to befriend), your goals (or lack thereof), etc. It’s very easy to make excuses to yourself, but it will only leave you frustrated and exhausted in the end (it’s a timespace continuum thing, and that’s the best time travel joke you’ll allow yourself). I’m not saying that being truthful with yourself is the solution to your problems, nor an easy thing to do. I’m saying what Robert Pollard’s singing in the chorus is kind of right – you owe the truth to yourself, otherwise you’re no better than all those pricks out there.
Anyway, keep your head up – believe it or not, every year gets a little bit better. I’d write more, but I have a midnight deadline for this letter and I have only a couple minutes left before that time runs out. Like I said – few things have changed.
See you soon,
Brian
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